This is a photograph of God.

This is where he works.

"A lot of people have this idea that God sits around all day in white robes on fluffy white clouds. If only...” says the Lord. “This whole universe was built in just six days and it wasn't state of the art even when it was new. It takes a lot of energy to keep a creation like this running and an infinite amount of lubricant to keep it running smoothly. It’s a dirty job and you get real dirty doing it. Just one day of rest each week is really not enough. And it’s hot up here too. You think Hell is hot? Hell is just Heaven’s radiator...”