Everyone knows that the best thing about Burning Man besides all the great drugs, easy sex, free drinks, all night parties, and naked bodies is the community. Trouble is, community means people and people usually mean problems.

Now there is a way to deal with your problems without whining to the Black Rock Rangers or cutting up your neighbor's sound system with an axe. Playazon interactive Hoodoo Candles let you feel like you are proactivly working toward resolution and also act as a warning flare to all in the vicinity that you are about to lose your cool.

Each candle has its own special spell embedded right in the wax in a secret looking language and comes with a box of 50 ball head hex pins. Hoodoo instructions and tips on how to avoid reverse spells included.

Did the lot for your theme camp just get cut in half? Is Camp Winnebago spilling over into your living room? You need to light a couple of these and get your space back.

Is someone in the next camp getting way too friendly with your boy/girlfriend? Light this wick to give them something in their own pubic region to focus on.

Is your new lover showing off more skin on the playa than you get to see at home? This one will encourage them to exhibit a little modesty.

Did the person you came to Burning Man with break up with you just before you got to Gerlach? Light one of these and they will spend the whole week feeling depressed and lonely.

Is some "artist" with a megaphone pushing you toward your breaking point? Did you intentionally camp on the "quiet side" only to discover Irrational Geographic setting up their rave dome on your back porch? This is the candle you need to help you get back to sleep.

Did someone in your tribe invite half a dozen people you don't know to crash at your camp and now you're stuck doing their dishes and cleaning up their mess? Flush them all back into the universe and keep them there with this slow burner.

Is someone in an RV running their generator all night and venting it into your tent? Nothing causes carburetor jets to clog faster than this one.

Be prepared for the inevitable. Kit includes one of each candle and a pack of Flaming Man matches.