Take one junker car, add a few gallons of industrial adhesive and several hundred (or thousand) of just about any similar items, and you have one of the coolest types of mutant vehicle on the playa; The "obsessive collection" art car.

Why not make this the year you make the transition from spectator to spectated? Since you probably already have a suitable vehicle in your garage, all you need is a couple of free weekends and one of our Do-It-Yourself Art Car Kits. So if you think you have what it takes to get one of these collections on the road, E-mail our auto parts specialist at acparts@playazon.com to check prices, availability and shipping options.

Please note: If you decide to purchase one of our Art Car Kits you will be required to deposit a sum equal to the purchase price of the kit in an escrow account and sign an agreement that will contractually obligate you to building an art car and bringing it to the playa (the deposit is forfeited if your car does not attend within 2 years of kit purchase.) We do this to insure that these kits end up on the playa and not sold piecemeal on e-bay.

This is theperfect kit for the Art Car first timer. Several thousand small children's toys. Many have relatively large, flat bottoms that are easy to glue down. And with a collection like this, compositional errors are hardly a concern.

Here is a kit that is an homage to the art form itself. Over 100 junker toy vehicles. All mostly constructed of metal (just like real cars.) For a self-referential twist you could create an art car of little art cars by gluing collections of tiny objects to each of these toys before attaching them to your vehicle

Now here's a kit you could put someone's eye out with. 135 lbs. of knives, forks and spoons... nearly 200 mismatched place settings. A random mix of metal and cheap plastic-handled flatware with enough coverage to build a mid-sized pancakemobile or the Edsel that ate Detroit.

Opportunity of a lifetime! One of our suppliers discovered in the back of a recently acquired police auction pickup truck - nearly half a cord of banjos! This kit includes over 50 complete banjos (complete meaning necks and pots) and an assortment of mismatched tuning pegs, rusted strings and flattened finger picks. For safety's sake, every one of these instruments has had its truss rod sheared, hence there is no danger of any of them being tuned or played. But we guarantee that even in repose this ensemble is as frightening as when it was alive.

Goth dream come true! Fresh from a local mink farm, these skulls are relatively clean and will require only a minimum amount of de-fleshing and boiling to remove the last traces of animal tissue (and you will want to get them clean because the DMV is notorious for not issuing a licence to any vehicle that smells like a rotting whale carcass).

Now that fur is making a comeback we can supply these to you in almost any quantity you might require. Packaged in sealed 55 gallon drums, this item only ships by common carrier.

Is that playa hottie you met and married five years ago at Burning Man turning into a middle class biological time bomb? This is just the kit to get them out of the nest and back into an art car. All shoes guaranteed to be electroplated (not just a bad bronze paint job.) Available in unlimited quantities.